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    Jeanny & Bash: Of course

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    Originally posted by Alannah86
    Yes wingo, it really gave me the giggles!

    From your link, here's an interesting one:

    Pigeon Kebabs - Cut pigeon breasts into chunks and thread onto skewer with chunks of pepper, onion, mushroom etc. Marinade in Worcester sauce, and/or barbecue / asian spices. Barbecue or in roast in oven

    Hmmm, what alcoholic beverage would go with that? Right, I am off to Trafalgar square with my gun....heh heh heh
    Hmm, it would have to be pigeon breast, as I've never seen a London pigeon with both legs intact

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    Well, apparently, mine is: -

    "In the year 2005 I resolve to:
    Bang the girl who lives next door. "

    As my house is sandwiched between an old folks home and a convent...............

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    Originally posted by deBASHmode
    See as many Fixx shows as I can!

    Okay, so it generated this for me:

    In the year 2005 I resolve to:
    Wear more lacy black lingerie.
    Blimey, mine was to STOP doing this!!

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    Oh my goodness. . . this is one thread I couldn't pass up! So far these made me giggle :

    Fart in public

    Wear my underwear outside my pants

    Wear more lacy black lingerie (dang, I think I do that already, huh? ROFL)

    Masturbating at least twice a day (but how can I get out the classroom to do that and not get caught by my pal the janitor?! he may wanna help me out!)

    Bang the guy who lives next door

    With my luck, I can do all these in one day!
    "Even the devil may cry when he looks around Hell and realizes that he is all alone"

    Acheron Parthenopaeus

    (Sherrilyn Kenyon, Devil May Cry)



    http://www.wordclay.com/BookStore/BookStoreBookDetails.aspx?bookid=37784

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    Re: I think I got Wingo's!!!

    Originally posted by pippi617
    "In the year 2005 I resolve to:
    Figuring out why I really need 7 e-mail addresses. "
    Seven ex-wives, Pippi! When you move to Fairfax, I'll get an eighth!
    With mental wingo I'm nearly flying

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    Re: Re: I think I got Wingo's!!!

    Originally posted by wingo395
    Seven ex-wives, Pippi! When you move to Fairfax, I'll get an eighth!
    oh my goodness. . . hmmm. . .
    "Even the devil may cry when he looks around Hell and realizes that he is all alone"

    Acheron Parthenopaeus

    (Sherrilyn Kenyon, Devil May Cry)



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    Originally posted by Alannah86
    Hmmm, what alcoholic beverage would go with that? Right, I am off to Trafalgar square with my gun....heh heh heh
    Hmmm, Pernot? Pigeons in a Pomegranate sauce with Pernot and water....
    With mental wingo I'm nearly flying

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    Originally posted by Wilkie UK
    Hmm, it would have to be pigeon breast, as I've never seen a London pigeon with both legs intact
    Ewww!! rofl...

    wingo
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    Originally posted by Wilkie UK
    Well, apparently, mine is: -

    "In the year 2005 I resolve to:
    Bang the girl who lives next door. "
    I want that one!
    As my house is sandwiched between an old folks home and a convent...............
    Convent, it is then, Wilkie! I'm joining you..
    Amen!

    wingo
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    Originally posted by wingo395
    Ewww!! rofl...

    wingo
    I guess you've never been to London, then?

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    Originally posted by preciousstone75
    Oh my goodness. . . this is one thread I couldn't pass up! So far these made me giggle :
    • Fart in public
    • Wear my underwear outside my pants
    • Wear more lacy black lingerie (dang, I think I do that already, huh? ROFL)
    • Masturbating at least twice a day (but how can I get out the classroom to do that and not get caught by my pal the janitor?! he may wanna help me out!)
    • Bang the guy who lives next door

    With my luck, I can do all these in one day!
    Yikes, that's a full day, for sure - this I'd have to see (except for the first item of course)!
    With mental wingo I'm nearly flying

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    Originally posted by wingo395
    I want that one!
    Convent, it is then, Wilkie! I'm joining you..
    Amen!

    wingo
    Hmm, I sense a joke involving dirty habits "The hills are alive, with the sound of ....."

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    Trafalgar is not a place for those who are at all squeamish about malformed pigeons...

    "itsy bitsy birdie feet".... LOL!

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    Originally posted by wingo395
    Yikes, that's a full day, for sure - this I'd have to see (except for the first item of course)!
    and just think, if I get bored, I can do it again!!!
    "Even the devil may cry when he looks around Hell and realizes that he is all alone"

    Acheron Parthenopaeus

    (Sherrilyn Kenyon, Devil May Cry)



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