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    Re: THANK YOU!!!!!

    Originally posted by mich112670
    I want to personaly thank the person who started this thread, I need this more than ever right now. I'm going on dialysis and have had many health problems up to this. I am ritually listening to ALL my FIXX cd's- esp. OUTSIDE, it's keeping me calm and grounded. If you don't see me on here as much, this is why. I will try to check in with all my fellow FIXXTURES as often as possible, love you ALL.
    Sorry to hear that, Michelle. Get well soon. Best wishes.

    Heimo

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    No Trousers

    For Steve and those who remember that running gag...


    The pope is thinking: "Good that the crowd does not see that I have NO TROUSERS!
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    That's great Heimo!
    thanks

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    oh my ...NO TROUSERS!!!!.



    NOT AGAIN.... ROTFL .......


    I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE AT WORK AGAIN .....
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    Originally posted by Jeanne Thelen
    oh my ....



    NOT AGAIN.... ROTFL .......


    I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE AT WORK AGAIN .....
    Hey, that's what we're here for...
    If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - GH 1943-2001

    A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. - Thomas Jefferson's first Inaugural Address, 1801

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    Thanks for the well-wishes Heimo .
    mich112670

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    DEJAPETE IS THE MASTER BEHIND THIS THREAD... GOOD GUY ..WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR...
    That's very nice of you to say, Jeanne.


    For some reason, Jeanne thinks I'm funny. All I have to say is "I had lunch at Kwik Trip", and it cracks her up.

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    keep it up master!!! lol :thumbsup:
    mich112670

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    I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
    Now, how does that sound?"

    She says,

    "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

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    LOL!!! Great 1 Willie!!! Keep em' coming, I will need something to laugh at after my surgery on Wednesday. Peace and love
    mich112670

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    Sending out white light of peace and healing to you mich112670!!!
    "Please take part to find your soul...read between the lines. Please take part and play your role....read between the lines"

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    Thank you very much
    mich112670

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    Originally posted by mich112670
    LOL!!! Great 1 Willie!!! Keep em' coming, I will need something to laugh at after my surgery on Wednesday. Peace and love
    They laughter is the best medicine! It's just not a great idea, if you've got stitches

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    Our workplace jokester told me this one. I swear he stays awake nights thinking up stuff. I hope I'm not banned for this one.

    Why did the prospective proctologist fail the medical exam?

    He had his head up his ***.

    Was he that dumb?

    No. He was cheating.

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    "I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition was to eat, drink, and be Mary." ~ George Carlin.

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