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    Cool Psychology Quiz and Bumper Stickers

    Take The Quiz....




    Seen any good bumper stickers lately?....

    1. Constipated People Don't Give A ****.
    2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
    3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
    4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
    5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
    6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
    7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
    8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
    9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
    10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
    11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
    12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
    13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
    14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
    15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
    16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ***.
    17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
    18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
    19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
    20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
    21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
    22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
    23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
    24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
    25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
    26. Illiterate? Write For Help
    27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
    28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
    29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
    30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
    31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
    32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
    33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
    37. If Sex Is A Pain In The ***, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
    38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
    39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
    40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
    41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
    43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
    44. Ax Me About Ebonics45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
    46. Boldly Going Nowhere
    47. Cat: The Other White Meat (Dont let my wife see you with this one )
    48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
    49. Don't Be Sexist - *****es Hate That
    50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
    51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
    52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
    53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
    54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
    55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
    56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
    57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
    58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
    59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
    60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
    64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
    65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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    Wink

    How's this one:

    "Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am".

    I also like:

    "Question Reality"!

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    bad one

    i actually saw this one while driving through michigan

    "murder goes better in detroit"

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    I was laughing so hard, I copied it for all my friends.

    Backs of tee-shirts (acting as bumper stickers) seen on bikers:

    Male version:
    "If you can read this, the ***** fell off!"

    Female version:
    "If you can read this, he's on his own damn bike!"

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    Well Octo, I love #7 on your list, #43 is pretty sick!! I'll keep an eye out and get back with you on this:
    Here's one I saw on a t-shirt - "my parents went to Florida on vacation and all I got is this damn t-shirt" - made me laugh.

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    Wink

    I had one once that read " I hate bumper-stickers "
    Thats deep, huh

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    Cat: The Other White Meat
    I've also seen this one:

    I LOVE CATS. THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

    I'm thinking of handing these out:

    I BRAKE FOR NO REASON

    and

    CAUTION: DRIVER IS CHEWING GUM
    Last edited by dejapete; 01-25-2005 at 07:56 PM.
    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

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    My favorite is " Hang up and DRIVE!!"


    Or the one that Pippi gave me
    theFixx.com
    Want that life tour 2004

    Though I did have someone ask me today if that was about drugs!!! WHAT??????????

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    My juvenile delinquent kid can kick your honor roll students ***

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    Originally posted by dejapete
    I've also seen this one:

    I LOVE CATS. THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

    ROFL!!! Very amusing in a sick way...Especially when one thinks they do eat cats in China! Ugh!

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    "BOMB SQUAD
    If you see me running, you'd better be, too!"

    "My parents went to a planet with no bilateral symmetry and all I got was this lousy F-shirt"

    "Wingo, the other white meat"
    « With mental wingo I'm nearly flying »

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    I love that sig wingo

    the other day I saw this on a box of nicotine patches...

    "do not smoke while using these patches"
    In germany some people say it's like medicine. It's good against heartattack. If it is a lie - who cares?

    -- Heimo on red wine

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    Zoinks, Wingo! That first one gave me a headache! (As an instructional writer, I'm always astounded by the idiocy of some of the product labeling I see...)
    Bash,
    Co-Founder, B.A.A.S.
    Born Again Atheists Society

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    Very amusing Wingo...."Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice…"

    ROFL! As if anyone would be thick or sick enough to do that?

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